Jolliest Bunch of Doormat Milestones and adorned with delicate floral

and adorned with delicate floral engravings

by the mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions

just more pretentious

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or place where “misfires” tend to happen

Jolliest Bunch of Doormat Milestones and adorned with delicate floral"Jolliest bunch of C$^nts" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults Only Potty Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows